Like many people, when I woke up this morning (#flawless), I was mildly surprised to see an email from
Beyoncé’s PR team Beyoncé HERSELF announcing a joint summer tour with her husband Jay Z.
The ‘On The Run’ Tour will hit up 16 cities across America, and surely feature some material off of Bey’s new album, plus some joint performances of songs going alll the way back to ’03 Bonnie & Clyde.
At first I was like:
This better not be a late April Fool’s joke. Did Ciara send this? Am I being punked?
Then I was like:
I saw Beyoncé twice in 2013 – once in June and once in December. She literally must never sleep, because she’s been touring forever.
And then I was like:
Well sweet, I get to see Beyoncé for the third time in under a year! And see Jay Z!
And then I read more of the email and saw:
And I was like:
Because the presale is generally an epic clusterf***. You have to wake up early, scalpers buy all of the tickets within the first 5 minutes, wigs get pulled, it’s generally a mess.
But then I remembered that Beyoncé has concerts where things like this happen:
We can’t forget about this:
And a little bit of this:
So it’s all good.