Today is Cinco de Mayo, a day where some of us celebrate the triumph of Mexico’s army over French forces in the Battle of Puebla in 1852. Many of us honor this memory by drinking tart margaritas and eating delicious Mexican food. Hellman’s Mayonnaise celebrates by trying to ruin it with their yucky mayonnaise propaganda.
This morning, this tweet appeared on the Hellman’s twitter:
— Hellmann’s (@Hellmanns) May 5, 2014
Followed by this blasphemy:
Then this trash:
DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT RUIN YOUR SALSA WITH THIS FILTH. UGH. Many on the internet couldn’t take it, like this brave woman, who tweeted her dissent:
And the very founder of this website, whose article you are reading right now:
It’s time to let our voices be heard! We cannot sit idly by while big Mayo tries to ruin this sacred, amazing holiday. Plus, we all know that mayo tastes like Satan’s snot anyway.
DO NOT WANT.